YARR-B-GONE | 8 Rail Broadsider |

The Fearsome "YARR-B-GONE" Overview:

Prepare to abandon all hope, ye sweaty meta pilots, for the "YARR-B-GONE" is a pirate ship like no other, and it's here to pillage your precision! Equipped with the most chaotic arsenal known to the void, this broadsiding beast is designed to ruin your day and your kill-to-death ratio.

Armament:

• 8 Sideshot Rails: Unleashing side salvos like an intergalactic punch to the face, these bad boys are perfectly calibrated to make you question your life choices. Forget tracking targets, just try not to puke as you miss every shot you take.

• 2 Tripods: These monstrous cannons are not just about the boom, they’re about the YARRR!. Every time these tripods fire, the operators scream the pirate’s battle cry so loudly that it penetrates your ship’s comms, striking fear deep into the heart of anyone hiding behind their fancy layers of meta glass.

• 12 Frontal Lasers: You think you can dodge? Bpen rapid-fire technology says otherwise. These lasers are so fast and erratic, even your muscle memory will give up trying to keep pace. They’ll make you lead your shots so far ahead you’ll be aiming at the next galaxy over.

Special Features:

Sweaty Pilot Disruptor:

• Tired of all those try-hard meta pilots thinking they’re invincible? The "YARR-B-GONE" laughs in the face of their tactics. This ship’s erratic movement and unpredictable firepower will have them scrambling to re-calibrate, as their precious muscle memory is rendered utterly useless. Watch them flail as they realize their only option is to lead shots into oblivion.

Fear Factor:

• Those Tripod gunners aren’t just firing—they’re terrorizing. The guttural screams of "YARRRRR!" echo through space, reverberating through enemy cockpits. Pilots cower behind their controls, realizing that no amount of reinforced glass will save them from the inevitable.

Blueprint Exclusivity:

So, you’ve managed to get your hands on the "YARR-B-GONE" blueprint? Congratulations! But hold up, there’s a catch. This blueprint isn’t for sharing with your fleet or company members—oh no, that would be too logical. However, it’s totally fine to hand it off to some random stranger you met at Origin 2 or Farbelt. Why? Because nothing says "trustworthy" like a space rando who may or may not be a bounty hunter in disguise.

Transponder Rules:

A true pirate has no need for stealth, which is why the "YARR-B-GONE" comes with a unique transponder rule. If you dare to turn off your transponder—whether for a sneaky approach or to avoid that looming armada—the ship will immediately self-destruct. After all, only the bravest of captains want to be seen by every would-be pirate, bounty hunter, and space cop in the sector. Hide? Never! Explode in a fiery display of overconfidence? Always.

Damage Control? What’s That?

Did you just let your precious "YARR-B-GONE" take a hit? How dare you! In this ship, taking any damage is an insult to its honor, and as such, it will self-destruct the moment it’s scratched. That’s right, a true pilot never gets shot. If you do, the ship decides it’s better to go out in a blaze of glory than limp away with a dent. Consider this a reminder to git gud.

No Bolting:

Thinking of upgrading or bolting on some extra armor or weapons? Not on this ship! The "YARR-B-GONE" comes exactly as it is, and any attempt to modify it will void the warranty and cause the ship to self-destruct. It’s perfect as is—or so says the manufacturer, who totally isn’t trolling you.

Final Warning:

The "YARR-B-GONE" is not just a ship—it’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle filled with arbitrary rules, explosive consequences, and enough trolling mechanics to make you question every decision you’ve ever made. But hey, at least you’ll look cool doing it...right before you explode.

There are three options for purchase

• Unbolted | No Yolo | 10mil
• Bolted | No Yolo | 50mil
• Bolted + Yolo | 10mil above the current angelwing inspire.